Music: reviewed in cats
I will now re-review some of my favourite recordings through the medium of cats.
REVIEWED IN CONTEXT: An Horse – Walls (Mom + Pop/Shock)
The purpose of an album review is not really just to add to the folder of promo clips for bands (contrary to the belief and earnest hope of many a publicist)
REVIEWED IN WORDS: An Horse – Walls (Mom + Pop/Shock)
The album treats its instruments like an embarrassing family member; if they HAVE to be around can we at least make sure they don’t do anything to upset anyone.
Everett True reacts to the news Beady Eye have decided to call it a day

Any similarities between this and a post called Everett True reacts to the news Silverchair have finally decided to call it a day are purely coincidental. Related posts: REVIEWED IN PICTURES Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds – Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds (Sour Mash)
10 Most Read Entries on Collapse Board | May 2013

I would never treat my guitar like I treat my boyfriends. It means more to me than that.
Ten misconceptions about Collapse Board and Savages

Ten misconceptions about Collapse Board and Savages. Number one: that we care if they’re manufactured.
20 Most Read Entries on Collapse Board | January 2013
Maybe if I hadn’t been such a dull-jawed slack-witted alcoholic retard…
Deconstructing The Myth | 10 Reasons Why “Secret Memo Regarding Nirvana’s ‘In Utero’ Reissue Leaked” Is Not For Real
To sum up. I think this memo is probably a spoof. A very cleverly worded and artful spoof for sure… but still a spoof.
Secret Memo Regarding Nirvana’s ‘In Utero’ Reissue Leaked

People not only like to read the same story over and over again, they demand it. Our job is to retell the story, to reinforce the legends, to emphasise the inflexibility of the narrative.