Everett True

Song of the day – 521: Lana Del Rey

Of course she’s a teen girl dream. She’s this generation’s Sylvia Plath. Every picture of her is exactly the same.

 Scott Creney

The Audacity of Barry Manilow

The first line alone contains two historically volcanic eruptions of bragging. Not even Kanye has the ego to say he’s been alive forever, let alone that he wrote the very first goddamn song