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I is an interviewer.

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What are your influences?
Really boring questions and dull interviewers who do no research before an interview.

So why did you get into music?
So why did you get into interviewing?

When is the next album out?
Read the press release.

What school did you go to?
The school of intelligent questions.

What inspires you?
The thought that this interview will end soon.

How do you get ready for a gig?

Where did you grow up?

What is the title of your new record?
“I don’t read press releases before I conduct interviews”.

What is your favourite colour?
Relevancy Red.

Do you tour often?
Do you have the internet?

It says on Wikipedia you are controversial, are you?
Not in any way whatsoever.

Are you cool?
Are you radical?

Who are your favourite local bands?
Who are your favourite local journalists?

If you could be any type of animal what would you be?
A deaf snake so I couldn’t hear your fucking stupid questions anymore.

So who are your influences.
What is the broadest question you can think of right now?

How long have you been together?
I just got myself together then.

You sound like “The Cure”, do you like “The Cure”?
You sound like a moron? Are you a daft?

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