I want to dance like Jonathan Richman

I want to dance like Jonathan Richman

I want to dance like Nikki McClure

I want to dance like Calvin Johnson

I want to dance like Karen O

I want to dance like Serena from Bewitched

I want to dance like Jarvis Cocker

I want to dance like Mohammed Ali

I want to dance like Siouxsie Sioux

I want to dance like James Brown

I want to dance like Donna Summer

I want to dance like Elli et Jacno

I want to dance like Gene Vincent and his Blue Caps

I want to dance like Andrea True

I want to dance like The Pipettes

I want to dance like The Ronettes

I want to dance like Kevin Rowland

I want to dance like The Dap-Kings

I want to dance like Chris Knox

I want to dance like Hellzapoppin’

I want to dance like Suzi Quatro

by Everett True

My name is Everett True. I am a music critic. This is what I do. I criticise music. The clue is in my job description – music critic. I do not consider myself a journalist, as I do not research or report hard news. I do not consider myself a commentator as I believe that everyone should be a participant. I criticise people and in return I am not surprised if other people criticise me. It is part of the whole deal of being in the public arena. I am Everett True. Believe in me and I have power like a God. Quit believing in me and I no longer exist.