Song of the day – 590: Johnny And The Fembots

Well. This is absurd. I really need to wake up to myself.

How can I love this? (From Brighton.)

And not love this? (From Brisbane.)

The answer? I can’t. Sometimes it isn’t good to shy away from the obvious. (I’m really not sure about the video, though. Ladies! While I appreciate we live in Queensland, it IS 2013 and the idea that the five of you couldn’t collectively kick the irritant’s scrawny white boy ass and you have to wait for your Shining Knight to save you is patently absurd. Get with the agenda!)

I really should get out more.

by Everett True

My name is Everett True. I am a music critic. This is what I do. I criticise music. The clue is in my job description – music critic. I do not consider myself a journalist, as I do not research or report hard news. I do not consider myself a commentator as I believe that everyone should be a participant. I criticise people and in return I am not surprised if other people criticise me. It is part of the whole deal of being in the public arena. I am Everett True. Believe in me and I have power like a God. Quit believing in me and I no longer exist.