The Collapse Board Guide to Writing About Dead Rock Stars

Welcome to Collapse Board’s handy ‘To Write About Dead Rock Stars’ cut-out-and-keep guide for online music publications to help you maximise your content, while minimising your effort and input.  If a rock star dies, these are the posts that you will need to publish.  Remember, it’s important to have a different font and colour scheme from other online music publications to avoid being identical to them.

1. The News that Dead Rock Star has Died Post
2. The Famous People Reacting on Twitter to Dead Rock Star Dying Post
3. The Famous People Taking the Time to Use more than 140 Characters to React to Dead Rock Star Dying Post (One post per famous person if they say something significant/use enough words)
4. The Ten Songs by Dead Rock Star You Need to Hear Post
5. The Ten Lesser Known Songs by Dead Rock Star You Need to Hear Post
6. The Ten Great Quotes by Dead Rock Star Post
7. The Ten Great Photos of Dead Rock Star Post
8. The Ten Great Videos by Dead Rock Star
9. The These Dead Rock Star Isolated Vocal Tracks Will Give You the Chills Post
10. The Ten Acts That Wouldn’t Exist Without Dead Rock Star Post
11. The Ten Best Rock Star Lyrics Post
12. The How Triple J Responded to Dead Rock Star Dying Post
13. The Dead Rock Star Spotify Playlist Post
14. The Percentage Increase for Dead Rock Star Songs on Spotify in the last 24/48 Hours Post
15. The Where Dead Rock Star’s Old Albums Charted in this Week’s Album Chart
16. The Listen to Landfill Indie Band’s Tribute Cover of Dead Rock Star Song, Get Feels Post
17. The Times Famous People Met Dead Rock Star Post
18. The Times Not Famous People Met Dead Rock Star Post
19. These Tributes Shows to Dead Rock Star are Happening at a Venue Near You Soon Post
20. The Why Are You Lot So Sad About Dead Rock Star Dying Post
21. The It’s OK to be Sad About Sad About Dead Rock Star Dying Post
22. The Dead Rock Star Wasn’t Actually That Nice a Person Anyway Post

Let us know if we’ve missed anything that needs to be covered by the online music media fraternity next time someone important dies.

by ed

Justin Edwards is a regular contributor to Brisbane's weekly street press magazine, Rave and his photographs have also been published in Rolling Stone, Plan B magazine, Mess+Noise, the Herald-Sun and Blunt, as well as on numerous music and band websites.

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