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 Kelly

Dear Bands, Don’t Be Dicks

There are albums that I can’t even THINK of listening to now, after meeting the people who made them.

 Kelly

Shut up about Kreayshawn being racist

Shut up about Kreayshawn being racist

The most common, negative opinion of Kreayshawn is that she’s a racist, privileged, appropriating, female misogynist.

 Kelly

Tyler, The Creator – Goblin (XL)

Tyler, The Creator – Goblin (XL)

cough cough CLOSET CASE cough cough

 Kelly

REVIEWED IN CONTEXT: An Horse – Walls (Mom + Pop/Shock)

The purpose of an album review is not really just to add to the folder of promo clips for bands (contrary to the belief and earnest hope of many a publicist)

 Kelly

THE BAD REVIEW Vivian Girls – Share the Joy (Polyvinyl)

When you think about it, music can be compared to the difference between kiddie rollercoasters, and humongous, death-defying coasters.

 Kelly

Austra – Feel It Break (Domino)

This is the one that I play over and over. It sounds big. It just sounds cold and big and that is exactly the sort of sound I prefer. It’s about choke sex, right?

 Kelly

Wild Beasts – Smother (Domino)

Fantastic music makes me into a slutty slut face and that’s fine.

 Kelly

Why Music Critics Suck

Don’t tell me how an album makes you “feel”, you jerkstore, just tell me how much it costs and I’ll figure out the rest.