Dear Bands, Don’t Be Dicks
There are albums that I can’t even THINK of listening to now, after meeting the people who made them.
Shut up about Kreayshawn being racist

The most common, negative opinion of Kreayshawn is that she’s a racist, privileged, appropriating, female misogynist.
REVIEWED IN CONTEXT: An Horse – Walls (Mom + Pop/Shock)
The purpose of an album review is not really just to add to the folder of promo clips for bands (contrary to the belief and earnest hope of many a publicist)
Austra – Feel It Break (Domino)
This is the one that I play over and over. It sounds big. It just sounds cold and big and that is exactly the sort of sound I prefer. It’s about choke sex, right?
Wild Beasts – Smother (Domino)
Fantastic music makes me into a slutty slut face and that’s fine.
Why Music Critics Suck
Don’t tell me how an album makes you “feel”, you jerkstore, just tell me how much it costs and I’ll figure out the rest.