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 Princess Stomper

10 ways Kim Kardashian’s tits are killing you

10 ways Kim Kardashian’s tits are killing you

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 Scott Creney

Kimbra – Vows (Warner Brothers)

Vows is a signal post for pop music. It’s like Kate Bush if she knew how to write a good song. It’s like Cat Power if she had someone who loved her. It’s like Adele if she knew how to dance. It’s like the Rolling Stones if they were still alive. Where can anyone go from here except sideways?

 Scott Creney

The 1980s Was Way Shittier Than You Think It Was – A Retrospective

All of these songs were ubiquitous. They were in the Top 10 of the US charts. They permeated the culture and colored everyone’s life.

 Everett True

Song of the day – 450: Bruce Springsteen (+ bonus album review)

It’s a thin between sounding authentic and sounding like you’re writing the music for a future Levi’s advert.

 Scott Creney

Everything Is Plastic – The Corrupting Ideal of Authenticity In Music

ALL music is fake. That’s why they call it a performance; that’s why they call it an act.

 Scott Creney

White America Reacts to the Death of Clarence Clemons Pretty Much Exactly the Way You’d Expect It To

R.I.P. Clarence. You deserve to be remembered as more than a symbol. You deserve to be remembered as a man.

 Everett True

In defence of Cold Chisel – an incomplete aural + visual history of GOOD Australian soft rock


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Cold Chisel. Please explain.

 Everett True

Pop music vs the ‘classic’ Australian Top 10


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Pop music that shits all over the tired, tepid male rock posturing of the other nine videos from a wonderfully giddy height.

 Scott Creney

REVIEWED IN WORDS Lady Gaga – Born This Way (Interscope)

Born This Way is Lady Gaga’s Be Here Now. It is bloated and too full of itself.

 Scott Creney

Fleet Foxes – Helplessness Blues (Sub Pop)

Helplessness Blues is 50 minutes of laments for one’s self in the face of shifting uncertainty, framed in endless soothing harmonies, an opiate of sighs.