Princess Stomper

Princess Stomper | Eleven more records to be embarrassed about liking

You can’t please everyone, and taste is subjective

 Everett True

the 20 most searched terms on Collapse Board (November 2011)

There are a lot of people out there looking for pictures of scary clowns and Rihanna in bondage.

 Matt O'Neill

THE WTF REVIEW: Ball Park Music – Happiness And Surrounding Suburbs (Stop Start/EMI)

Ball Park Music’s debut album is – and this is as much a compliment as an insult – musical premature ejaculation.

 Bianca Valentino

Nathan Howdeshell – The Collapse Board Interview

I don’t view music as a competition at all.

 Princess Stomper

Princess Stomper deconstructs the Art of the Pop Song

The rhythms are hugely complex in how they build up and break down. It’s these wave-like swells and drops that dictate how your body is going to move on the dancefloor. For the brainless dancefloor filler, structure is everything.

 Everett True

the 20 most searched terms on Collapse Board (March 2011)

There must be a ton of pissed-off Korn fans out there

 Everett True

10 Most Read Entries on Collapse Board, 01-07.02.11

Half of the DVD cover models weren’t even making sexy-face. They were making little-girl face. Eww?


The lyrics from the Number One song, halfway though each decade

I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump